8 XXX : asstastic

Lol the title of this post made me laugh. P.S. Nice bum
haha ass gods... Well... http://i.imgur.com/oGjSoSK.gif Ps. You have lovely soles as well!
It gets my spank of approval.
There really is a god
Lol. I'd hit that
Your ass is so nice it just might be sacrilegious
We except your offering! Crops shall grow, women shall be fertile, and volcanoes shall lie dormant. Although you may have caused other things to erupt ;)
"We are pleased" -The Ass Gods
I know they are very pleased with this offering. Trust me, I know these things.
Your request has been accepted. Access is granted...
I accept. Over and over again.
This booty will suffice.
Now that is a bum I can get behind.
That ass is anything but humble, not that the ass gods are complaining any.
A mighty humble bum-ble worthy of offering!!!
You have a nice bum.
If they don't, I would be happy to take it.
Take your panties off and spread your cheeks for the REDDIT GODS...
Your offering guarantees only a hard ride. Let's tear it up.