8 XXX : CelebrityButts

I think if time travel ever became possible I'd mostly use it to blow the mind of my younger self. I'd causally walk in while younger me is watching Spy Kids. "She's a pretty girl, eh?" He'd nod. "Wanna watch her as a full grown adult in a thong and assless chaps?" As we're watching said clip after he inevitably agrees, "After this we're gonna watch the girl from Even Stevens take a shower, and the big sister from 7th Heaven as a stripper. And if you're up for it, we'll watch Mrs. Weir from Freaks and Geeks take a shower too."