8 XXX : LipsThatGrip

I see you practice safe banana.
Thank you for providing scale for your pussy.
Feed it to me like I'm a hungry, horny monkey.
i'm so horny and lonely i gonna eat this 25 dollar peanut jar and end it all!
I ain't gunna fall for no banana in the tail pipe.
My dad's a paramedic and told me once he attended a call where a lady was doing something similar and never put a condom in it and got internal bleeding from the rough edges.
first time i have ever been jealous of a peice of fruit
Glad to see you get your daily dose of potassium. Wouldn't want to cramp up.
Once I had a dream about you, but you weren't a dinosaur, which was disappointing.