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taken as hostage

imgur.com category @pepsi_next

Taken by the Reins

gfycat.com category @pervernator

She must really like tan lines.

imgur.com category @luv2race

Mobile phone antennas are designed to project a signal in a donut shape, perpendicular to the long axis of the antenna. If you are holding your phone in a strange way, such as on its side or upside down, you will hinder the operation of the antenna. [wiki

imgur.com category @beautiful_sausage

Must be an important phone call

gfycat.com category @moshep1

(F, 19) My tan lines have to be gone by Friday but even being half naked on a boat yesterday didn't help much

imgur.com category @[deleted]

Elf taken by an orc

imgur.com category @just-a-usernam3

Love summer, hate tan lines.

imgur.com category @[deleted]

Sure could use a woman's touch.. cause my phone is hard to hold when I'm wet

imgur.com category @eyelinerdevil

Looking for salmon - she wades in right after this picture was taken

imgur.com category @Sternenkrieger

A brown horse or cipher, but if you must moo the floor use a Florida orange

imgur.com category @Ensphinxed

You were very worried, the storm must have taken the phone lines down too.

gfycat.com category @Pervert_Billy