8 XXX : hentaicaptions

I feel like someone enjoyed writing this way too much
Ironic considering that in the end, we’re the ones who are fucked
This is amazing, ?
[The source is Nat the Lich.](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=nat_the_lich) I was going through MtG's archive and found this old classic. Do you guys like dated memes? Well, then you'll love this caption about Earth-chan. Only a *massive slut* for our dick would take our constant pollution and still stick around, right? Should you want to ~~participate in an endless cycle of unsustainable industry and pollution~~ join a discord where you can read more of our captions or request more, check out: [https://discord.gg/gfECt92](https://discord.gg/gfECt92) We're a fun community and we welcome all visitors. Come join our caption family\~
Brought to you by Exxon Mobil.
i feel like this should be a struggle fucking (dripping mascara, collars, etc). Still love it though
Cock craving planet upset she keeps getting cock blocked by betas
Ok, this is absolutely epic