8 XXX : cumflation

Is that fucking Markiplier? Dammit, I’m gonna think of this now every time I watch a video.
Morning wood is something totally different with my "gifts." Most guys can have a quick fap. I can blow loads in a dozen co-eds and still be hard. It probably sounds awesome, and it can be, but it can also be annoying as hell when you don't need a boner oozing precum in your wake so everyone thinks a monstrous drunk snail just crawled through the place. Or when you knock over expensive, inconveniently-placed vases that really should have been on a sturdier pedestal but weren't. *** Just a thing I drew. Constructive criticism always welcome.
Wat? Markiplier is that you?
Should be in r/excessivecum.
Mark? ?