8 XXX : IShouldBuyABoat

I’d love to take her below deck.
lol at title. fat floats, so she'll need a few lb extra. meanwhile I sink easily ? ps. she's cute af
You’re stupid, that’s why. Breasts do not contain air and are thus unsuited to serve as floatation devices. Here you were, you posted this picture and were in a perfect position to cheer this lovely young woman on and to rejoice in her beauty. What do you do? You release upon the greater internet community an estimate of how big your brain farts are when you have them. If there were every people telling you “It’s been a pleasure to meet you”, they were lying to you. I want you to know that.