8 XXX : NSFW_GIF

If this way a guy filming himself masturbating in public people would be labeling him a pervert etc.
Coming from /r/all first thing I noticed was she is wearing the [Elfstone] (http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Elfstone) from LoTR, which Arwen gave to Aragorn while they were in Rivendell together.
/r/holdthemoan
Somewhere on the internet there's a GIF of that guy masturbating, with the title "that chick on the background seems really focused on her work".
He can definitely smell it
There's no sink in there.
Can't a poor guy get some work done without having to breathe in vagoo fumes all day
Can someone give me an actual coherent argument as to why this is now a thing? I just assume all of these are fake. I get there are some horny people out there, but why risk getting slapped with a public indecency charge?
inb4 "if a guy were to do this etc etc." [Edit] Too late again, damn it!
http://i.imgur.com/Cz0O48p.gifv
/r/splitview
I need to go to the library, apparently.