8 XXX : ClopClop

win and epic win
Oh lord this is what heaven must be like
I am fine with the Mane 6, Lyra, Luna, Sorin, Vinyl, Octavia, and Trixie.
How about "you can have any pony you want, but you have to have sex with a woman everyday"?
Gen 1 pinkie pie *fap fap fap*
Shit, that sounds perfect. If you could have any girl you want, then you can get a girl who's either OK with ponies for when you do one every day, or likes them the same way you do, and have a three-way every day. There is no way a sensible person could screw this up!
Who says it's a Gen 5 pony?
What if I wanted Rarity?
Tara Strong and Twilight Sparkle. If I could get them into a threesome, it's almost self-cest.
Pony AIDS. That's the downside.
Choice of woman: Maid to clean up after the mess you make with your choice of pony.
Plot twist: must be G 3.5.
I cant take this risk guys, there a chance i have to have sex with a human
I'd give up the first option for the second one.
In my case, I would think those would be one in the same...
I'd do it