8 XXX : ClopClop

AJ's got that knowing look. She knows EXACTLY what you're gonna do with them tissues. And approves.
3 PLY? Oh my God.
Next on their list: MLP hand lotion.
This made me laugh more than it should.
3 ply? But I need four ply four ply four ply when I cry.
I'm waiting for Pony branded lube.
How come I don't see this shit in the wild? I mean, I'm not going to buy them but I never see shit like this. I've heard of mlp tissues, toothbrushes, car keys, lawnmowers, lighters, plates, tires, skateboards, dental floss, camera lenses, fucking everything. I've only seen the toys and even then they look like shit. When did mlp get all this shit?