8 XXX : gonewild

I will do private requests for anyone who can tell me a really good two-liner that I haven't seen on the Reddit before. Please note I spend 98% of my life on the Reddit so if you've seen it here, I probably have too.
How many surrealist painters does it take to change a light bulb? A fish.
What is a wombat used for? Playing wom.
It was a great idea! "The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm"
A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar. The bartender gave it to her.
Why do they name hurricanes after women? Because when they cum, it's wet and warm, and when they leave, they take your house and car with them. :D I also wanted to say I'm very impressed. You're the only person outside of my late grandpa who I've heard tell the duck joke. I had always thought it was his but now I'm beginning to question everything.
The base 3 joke was the best thing I have read all day. Thank you.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre