8 XXX : Glorp

Thank you so much for making this a thing. I woke up this morning thinking to myself "You know what I haven't seen enough of today? A man getting his inner rectum shredded by a bottle he himself shoved up there, and on pressurization, exploded under stress. Not only that, but I want to slap some glorp eyes on that shit and class my day up a little." Fuck yeah to you, sir. Fuck yeah to you.
Did he stretch out his asshole from shoving jars up there?
*sighhh* ... what am i even doing with my life anymore?