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A bunch of guys hitting on you through the internet and giving you imaginary points based off of your butt. I would assume. Edit: I was right.
lol the single life. You mean sitting in your bed watching netflix all day until your friend texts you to grab a drink. Yea, it's a simple life.
The single life is pretty much what you're experiencing now. Some creeps and some creeps pretending not to be creeps because they think you care for some reason that their feigned goodness is flattering. I would lick your but hole and fuck you, probably not to your satisfaction but I would give you head until you came. It's not flattering but it's true and if you don't like it sorry.
You've essentially doomed every answer to that question to have negative points. Truly devious
This thread is utterly hilarious. #\#Shootyourshot2016 guys.