8 XXX : VictoriaRaeBlack

wake up. :(
DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF I can feel it coming in the air tonight...
Panic attack. Virgin anxiety-induced panic attack.
I'd get a giant hard on.
Pummel her like zangief moving furniture
Ejaculate immediately. You can't just spring something so perfect on a guy.
I'd probably premature ejaculate. At least I'm answering honestly. ;-)
Pop my cork...if you know what I mean
Grab my knees and get into crash position.
Look up of course. Eye contact is super important
Cum in my pants...just a little.
Being a married man, I would remove myself from the situation while trying to draw the least amount of contact... ...who am I kidding? Funbags!!!!!!!!
To use the classic reddit parlance: OM NOM NOM NOM!
Funny you ask, 'cause I just came toward this!
Shove my cock in it
That's the beast from Cloverfield, right?
slap her, run, hide, cry, run, cry.
teach you a sex position i created
i would thank the heavens and prepare myself mentaly of the awesomeness that is about to happen.