8 XXX : gwcumsluts

Calm down everyone. I have been assigned to the case of /u/workforsafenever (#25449). I will be gathering all necessary evidence and information. Rest assured, most cases are resolved within 48 hours of initial filing. Thank you for your patience. Edit: Ladies and gentleman, the verdict is in. /U/workforsafenever has been found **not guilty** on the counts against him of *posting a photoshopped penis picture* (statute 2c) and *making a false claim as a person in a position of trust* (statute 4e). Apologies are due within 36 hours from this judgment. If an apology hasn't been issued in the allotted time, the accused has the right to request restitution (Article R1766).
Clearly still photoshopped ;-) I can tell by the... er... pixels or something?
I never doubted it, actually said something at the time. Although calling everyone "losers" isn't a successful way to get upvotes I wouldn't have thought.
HUNNY IM GOING DICK SHOPPING
Sexy!