8 XXX : altgonewild

I have a Snorlax, an Ornithopter, a Skip, a rules card, and my dentist's business card. Lemme see your butthole.
I'll let this lad do the talking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZrgxHvNNUc
Absolutely stunning, phenomenal shape and tattoos!?! I definitely have a new crush!!!
I had a really bad day, I'm gonna play the [pity](http://www.reddit.com/r/Lyft/comments/2axr4z/worst_lyft_experience_ever_im_a_driver/) card.
I like ink. I like good-looking girls. Both is quite *perfect*. So… I've been a good-boy so maybe I deserve the album?
Do you have any sevens?
Crap!!! I hit on 16 and got a queen
Black and blue deck with a black lotus in it. :P
I'm all in.
What game are we playin'
You know what, I love spicy mayo too. I made some last weekend with almost equal parts sambal and mayo. Plus a splash of soy and fish sauce. Shit went nicely on my pork sandwich. Also, nice titties.
I have a full house. Does that beat your hand?
I fold.
plz for the love of god give us a full album!!