8 XXX : GWNerdy

Awww I thought it was going to be monkey porn.
ITT: cheesy pick up lines
I'd give up a piece of the tri-force for you
i'd definitely let you blow my ocarina of time :p
Holy...my goddess!
I would PM you so hard right now because I am über drunk. But thankfully drunk me is happy to know there is a princess zelda
You could probably cosplay as a solid zelda
If I met you in person, I'd need the triforce of courage to even talk to you
Oh i would come to town to save you princess Zelda
Sweet zombie jesus. You are stunning!
my god and i thought twinrova had huge tits
You body is out of this world, your lips are amazing, I'll fulfill any missing heart pieces you need!!
how do i triforce?
So... you want me to cosplay as Link, be your bf, and mysteriously disappear?
You are going to want my triforce.
I would but the line of dudes that are assembling to flood your inbox has first dibs I think.
I can link our world together. :3
I do have the master sword..
Be my Zelda..
I'd like to put my Wii between your tits