8 XXX : GWNerdy

Boss, I've downsized to a sawed off shotgun for a blaster. It's not the most accurate long range, but short range.. You're in for a surprise!
You know they never hit their target, right? Here, lemme show you my light saber. It's perfect for close-contact encounters.
Lower your shields!
I'd dress like a storm trooper but I'd shoot like Han
wait is this post asking for dickpics to flood her inbox?
You look great! Thanks for sharing.l!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Everything about this! A thousand times Yes!!!
I forgot my blaster in the field. May I still be inspected?
Can do Chief!
Where should I bring it for inspection?
Gorgeous
You may find the heft, recoil and multiple blasts tricky to hold, but it can spray targets, guaranteed!
Where do I put my blaster for inspection ;)
I would rather inspect your chamber. Perhaps run my rod through it to be thorough.