8 XXX : ladybonersgw

Happy birthday! Hilariously, someone reported this post for "breaking reddit" - well done!
Happy Birthday! So sexy and a cat lover...yum.
You are your own birthday gift.
i'm gonna cover you in whipped cream
I would drink that coffee so hard. No, really, that's not innuendo. I just need coffee bad. Happy birthday!
32?! I think you meant 23. You look amazing!!!
Holyyyyy fuck. Spontaneous orgasms are now something I've experienced.
God you're sexy
Those quads!
Goddamn
Happy Fucking Birthday! I hope it was a *fucking* birthday.
Wow. I can't wait to see 40...
I don't even like beards but you are so damn sexy...
Oh yum.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, handsome!
Oh my... Happy birthday handsome!
I need your giant coffee mug.
Happy birthday sexy! I hope I get invited to the party :)
I'm just gonna have to look at you when I'm not sad
Happy Birthday you handsome man you!
Great looking and a cat lover. Meow! Hope you had a great birthday.
Oh I so badly want to give you naughty birthday gifts.