8 XXX : ladybonersgw

Dear god you're hired.
Holy shit. Rarely comment because I'm a dude, but damn man. Good work
I think I have a position you'd be just right for...
The English major in me would like to hire you on the sole basis of your name, because classic literature makes me swoon. The 'woman who has eyes' in me would like to state that yours is a very aesthetically appealing picture and example of the male physique. Other, less eloquent parts of me might like a say as well, but never mind them.
My ladyboner would like to interview you.
AbsoFucking beautiful. I'm not great with words and I can't describe adequately your hotness, but I've got a great tongue ;)
mmmmm your lumberjack interview?
Shucks, you gals sure know how to make a black and white fellah turn red! Calling it a night but not without a [parting photo](http://imgur.com/VFnbtUo)... If anyone's seeking a man of my particular qualifications around the PNW, pen me in for an appointment ;) Cheers!