8 XXX : tinyvulgarunicorn

Oh lordy I need this on a mug. Preferably with something like "You're #1" on it.
This needs to be framed.
All you motherfuckers don't want my specialist opinion. Still gonna shove it down your throat. That god damn white horse looks like all it has eaten the last fucking months is dick. Needs some special loving rainbow attention to get that beautiful sign of pride and diversity back on top. Ok. Keep up the fucking amazing work m'lady or sir. It's like unicorn semen on a hot sunny afternoon: Smooth and shiny. And yes I know what unicorn semen looks like. This subreddit is a fucking jewel. - A happy unicorn breeder. P.S.: Get a moderator to keep that fucking proper penguin under control (I volunteer). He keeps coming to my farm and offering the young foles money if "they can help him relief stress".