8 XXX : tinyvulgarunicorn

Would you like to *own* this painting for zero monies??? It'd look great over your toilet, above the fireplace, or in the new baby's nursery. Stay tuned for details!
tvu is looking fit these days. U/2m/'4 [275>250= 25LBS lost] (2 Months)
Swoooon, so handsome.
I always check to see if it has a dick when it says "Eat a dick". I don't know why.
Is TVU covered in sparkles?
For some reason, I expected the stars to be various colors. Not sure why.
T-shirt please. <3 /u/baconmeupscotty