8 XXX : ladybonersgw

My landscaper looks nothing like this. He has a huge belly and I see a plumber's crack often. WHAT the hell, I got robbed of quality oogling.
If you were mowing my lawn, I'd offer to bring you some lemonade and a blowjob.
Motherfuck.
Hey I need you to landscape my yard... it's in my basement... its really hot right now so you don't need to wear a shirt, or anything else... heh
DAT shoulder-to-waist-ratio
I know someone will think I'm being facetious when I say the following: I would so jump this, *especially* if you smell like sweat, grass, and gasoline...
Going to remove this post, as it doesn't show your face. If you post a picture which adheres to rule two in the comments, I will approve it.
mmm I could go for a full body workout right about now..
I *knew* it!
Yes, the reason I would take a minute to watch the shirtless, college age guys my landlord hired to mow the lawn right there.
fuck gyms. just work.
You can mow my lawn if you know what I mean *nudge nudge*
How much are they paying you? I'll double it!