8 XXX : ladybonersgw

Although weird, this is why I'd like to be a Christmas tree.
Although inappropriate, this is what I'm going to be thinking of tonight.
This is exactly how we do it in Michigan. Except the men usually have clothes on. And beards.
You can harvest my tree
I want a man like you in my life
Need some help getting it erected? ;-)
I'm liking this too much ;D
So there's a tree I need harvested in my backyard. And I need it in my bedroom... And the door has to be shut..
BRB moving to Australia. Except can you first smite the spiders like you do trees? Kthx. :)
As far as my affinity for lumberjacks, broad shoulders, and Australian accents go; you are the perfect man ;)
You can harvest my Christmas tree anytime of the year! ;)
This is why We get fake trees