8 XXX : bdsm

For most people. Others would find a way around it. If all I had was a pair of scissors, I'd cut the end off, strip the wires and stick the ends in the socket. If I didn't have scissors, I'd get some paperclips to connect it. I'd make a terrible sub.
Showed my wife, her eyes nearly bulged out of her skull. She asked, "What does she have to do to get the key?!? Don't you dare, I'll come in this house with bolt cutters!"
Please god don't let my Master see this. I would die a thousand times, or my middle finger would just fall off.
... oh my god. This is like the fifth place I've seen this and I've only now been inspired. I'll have my girl's vibrator, take the batteries out without her knowing, get her really worked up, get her to beg for her vibrator, then give it to her without the batteries. Aww yeah :3
that is priceless!!!
that's fucked. I yelped when I saw that, my girl asked me what happened. She thought I hurt myself.