8 XXX : bdsm

when you're kinky and you're single, slap your face, when you're kinky and you're single, slap your face, when you're kinky and you're single and you're loins begin to tingle, when you're kinky and you're, single slap your face
Also effective when driving in a car, by yourself, and feeling drowsy.
Or kinky and long distance part of the time. Still made me smile!
Unless if you are a sadist...
It's just not the same
Yup.
Seriously though, being kinky and single/LDR sucks! Sure we have options but nothing compares, you know?
Lmfao