8 XXX : bdsm

There is a bunch more of those around ;) ♦Your nipple clamps have training wheels. ♦Edge play is standing by the microwave with a pacemaker. ♦When you tell your sub to get the cane, you have to specify "walking" or "beating". You can't tell the difference between your tattoos and your age spots. ♦You shout "One, two, three, CLEAR!" for electrical play. ♦Your idea of breath play is when your wheelchair runs over your oxygen hose. ♦Your idea of suspension is an UltraLiftTM bra. ♦You hold the paddle and say, "You're younger than me.... back into the paddle....HARD!" ♦Age play really is 24/7.
I hope when I'm that age I've still got the drive to play with my sub and I'm not just blowing spit bubbles all day
haha, now *that's* funny.
I sent that to our house domme, she laughed :)
Fucking fantastic.