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"In other news, millions of seamen were honorably discharged today following a large medical release."
And there she blows
"I only did this because of the implication"
She's seen the captain's log I see.
Found her pearls without even leaving the boat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqvA5IyfSSQ
"When you said *come on the boat*, I didn't think you meant this"
Should have shot it on her poop deck.
That's how you welcome seamen aboard.
it's a fuckin sperm whale
"That doesn't smell like sun screen at all!"
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/431/312/67e.jpg
She should leave it and get a cum tanline.
* Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker) * Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker) * I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah) * This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Magikarp used splash...
Damn I need a boat. They're ho magnets.