8 XXX : gonewild

I'd touch it and stuff I guess
Probably disappoint the shit out of you on a daily basis..
Probably take the morning train do my 9 to 5 and then take it home again to find you waiting for me. But your back would probably be sore from sleeping in that position so I would have to stop by the CVS and get you some ibuprofen and then probably have to cook for you. But I would be tired and say something insensitive and then we would both go to bed angry.
I would be regularly late for work.
I'd eat that booty like groceries
I'd probably complain about how you took all the damn blankets while we were sleeping and now you have morning breath and I'm cold as shit.
Probably take it for granted and miss treat you.
I'd tap her on the butt and ask her to go make some coffee as I roll over and hit the snooze on my alarm......
Id wonder how i got into this strangers house abd how do i explain to my gf.
Isn't it obvious, I'm sure everyone would grip their Dicks and put their big boy pants on and go to town on that ass