https://gfycat.com/SkinnyPettyCurassow
more general porn photos in category nsfw
from #thread (https://reddit.com/r/nsfw/comments/60ikxr/emerging_from_the_cold/) by @funorwhat
I feel a cold coming on so I put on a thong to feel sexy and brighten my mood
imgur.com category @Stillinmetamorphosis
First post here...It wasn't too cold to show off my thong! [F]
imgur.com category @PM_ME_UR_BUTTERFLIES
Is there a subreddit for things like this?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Arthur: Be quiet! Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Arthur: Shut up! Dennis: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Somewhere in a distant hedgerow there is a portly, euphoric gent using two empty Mountain Dew cans as binoculars. M'lady of the Lake!
She looks like an attractive version of Emma Watson.