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Probably spend most of it trying to see what items I could either hide in my vagina, or otherwise masturbate with
Complain about everything
Pfft.... I'd go find a sybian, pronto
This
Wh...where...where is this from
Buy a mirror, set it on the floor, and take pictures/video as I masturbate all day.
If it was a traded body im giving it back waxed, oiled and if i have time, laminated
Yup. Cleanest tits in town.
I would want to try getting dp
i mean, that's basically what i do with my balls all day too
Jill off a bunch then find an attractive woman who knows how to handle another woman. Jill off some more.
Rob a bank
Sounds about right.
I wouldn't even make it to the shower.
Worry about whether my boobs are starting to sag or not.
I'd whore around like women regularly do
I'd tear that pussy UP!
If you read a lot of these comments, it would seem that most would want most of these people to have the same thing happen, and just get naked together, and have all kinds of sex.
I'd shower with a GoPro on