8 XXX : RealGirls

Go to more yoga classes
Go find a banana and a condom stat
Probably walk by and imagine how I approached you to start a conversation. We would start talking and about two months in you would call me a "good friend", while I wanted to be with you. You would start talking to me about the guys you like, and i wouldn't do nothing about it. Then i'd have a breakdown and tell you how i feel and you would break up any contact with me. That's how i roll baby!
Ask how I ended up in yoga class
Get a very hard boner
Push you over
I'd ask you if you saw the Oscars and how Jimmy Kimmel kept ripping on Matt Damon.
Do yoga with an erection.
Call the cops and have you arrested
Standing right here with a beer in my hand and my mouth is full of sand and I don't understand. Fourteen days I been sleeping in a barn better get a paycheck tattooed on my arm.
Compliment your form. Good form.
Realize I'm in the right kind of yoga class.
I'd be like "hey lady ur boobs are showing" and you'd be like "I know" and I'd be like "cool"