8 XXX : gonewildcurvy

America is calling, let's care enough to give our very best.
It's Uncle Sam who's asking so your mother will approve
As a veteran, I approve this action
We're going to die and I'm wearing my mom's underwear!
Now THAT is the kind of enthusiasm I like to see! ??
Something something let freedom fly.
Not an American, but now I'm considering defecting ?
Murica
God you look more beautiful than ever! Never been more proud To be an American!!
Well, if you insist ?
I can give you some extra white!
Mmmmph, yeah, it'd be an absolute shame to leave my balls so Blue when I've got so much White to give. Such a beautiful Red head needs to have her patriotism rewarded, yeah~? Mm. Wonder if anybody would notice with all the fireworks... regardless, you're absolutely stunning, miss!
You would not have to ask me twice....
We *owe* it to our country!
??'Merica!!
Well, does it help that I'm a veteran? Does that earn me bonus points? I mean, it *IS* for our country...
My flag is at full mast.