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This clearly violates the "No illegal content" rule. It's got to be illegal how sexy this is.
# Zach: I wanna take a photo in the tub with my duck in my hand # Agent: can do # Zach: autocorrect..
Doesn't violate any subreddit rules. I will upvote.
Thought the title might have been a lie. It wasn't
Lol. Funny posts are rare in this sub. Makes it feel more Reddit-like.
Lol, that made me laugh... here's your upvote you scoundrel
I'm dying to get between dem two ferns.
I first saw this dude in 2003, he opened for Jeanine Garafolo(when she was still funny). Nobody knew who he was, but he did a lot of one liners while playing piano. Dressed pretty conservatively, turtleneck/blazer.. and then he stood up from the piano to take a bow, in tighty-whities.
I want to suck Zach's duck.
Finally... a beauty standard I've achieved!
Those poor ducks. Molested even though they'll never be able to tell the judge where the bad man touched them.