8 XXX : celebnsfw

This was my first fap ever. Kids won't understand the struggle of fast forward and rewind on VHS just to rub one out. So easy now.
Welp, found the only two guys in the world who've never seen Titanic. So that's something.
No. Kids won't understand fapping one out to Tanya Roberts skinny dipping in The Beastmaster. Then realize the parents will be home in half an hour and the damn cassette is caught in the Betamax again. Then doing am ermergency tape-ectomy, sweating like some demolitions expert with 10 seconds left on the countdown. You gradeschool 80's kids had it easy. Easy I say!!! grumble
I remember this was the time i learned to fap.