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"Hey I'm going to need you to take off your pants and bra if I'm going to give you a proper massage." Every. Time.
/r/absolutelynotmeirl
Me and my ex had an unspoken agreement - she gets a message and then we have sex. Sometimes if I took too long on her back she'd just pull her panties down and then lay there acting like nothing had changed. "Oh, you're massaging my ass now? How unexpected!" :\
my wife now asks me to rub her back with a wink and expectation of getting fucked. I rubbed her back a couple weeks ago. I wasn't feeling good but did it anyway because she had a crummy day. I just rubbed her back. I finish and she looks at me and gives me a look like "um you still have business back there"
Wait, can women confirm when you ask for a massage you are looking for sex? My girl is always asking for back massages, so I bought her a back massager from Amazon.
Just had a mixture of guilt, self loathing, and laughter rush over me
haven't laughed this hard in a while.