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I bet girls don't even know this is a real problem guys have
I have one of those detachable penis's too. I lost mine at a party once, but ended up finding some guy on the side of the road selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
Wish I had friends to share this with...
If you don't use it, ya lose it
I've had dreams where this happens
Am a trans man, can relate. (For those not in the know, some of us use a fake dick to make a bulge in our pants. It falls in the toilet more often than I'd like to admit.)
[Related](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)
He's really going to hate the bill for replacing the toilet now that it's got a silicone dick lodged in the trap way.
Must have eaten gluten.
Anyway, did you pick it up and continue using it?
Ah, the ole dickie in the drain, I hate it every time it happens to me. Typical men things, right guys?... guys?