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I would not attempt that while she has knives in her hands.
It's the way it just flops into frame with no warning that really gets me.
Spoiler alert: It does pay off [Adriana Chechik in *The Dinner Party*](http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph586e98822a746) /r/AdrianaChechik
The naked man. Works two out of three times, guaranteed.
The problem with the "just pull it out" strategy, is 66% of the time it gets you at least a handy jay, but the rest of the time it gets you slapped, the girl tells all your friends you have a small penis, and sometimes they report you for sexual assault. I don't know. Its still worth it, but if I find a better strategy I'm switching to something else.
That dick is not going to suck itself.
This is some Dennis Reynolds level shit
/r/omgbeckylookathiscock
You always miss the shots you don't take.
That idiot is so clumsy, first he drops the utensils, then his massive dong falls out of his zipper. He'll never get laid like that.