8 XXX : NSFWFunny

Well shit, here I've been asking the fat man for video games and winning lottery numbers all these years.
in 20 years that will be a reality
She came in a box!
Okay, I'm going to need the item # and SKU for that...
Wrong size, back she goes.
I thought it was an animatronic raw turkey
I wonder how long she was in there
Badass Santa
Sauce?
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A lady masturbating
Due to my phone pulling the old tap location switcheroo, I got this when I was expecting a post titled "The crap you get for Christmas when your family doesn't know you're atheist...." I was fairly confused for a while.
Confused if OP was naughty or nice.
It's my chick in a box.
/r/UnboxingPorn/
Human trafficking is so hot.
The worst possible package to deliver to the wrong house.
Thank you for sharing. If this happened IRL your girl was very creative and UR a lucky man for having her.
Is this the mail order brides I heard about?
Lonely Island Presents: Box in a box.
Somebody post a source ;-;