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Came for the carrot placement, was not disappointed
Did she just ram that carrot in her ass with no lube? I swear it looked like she took it dry.
OK. This isn't nearly as bad as I was worried it would be. I expected her to make a shit statue.
vid is from here: https://smutr.com/v/3755/ Anyone know her name though?
I'm pretty sure I remember an episode of 1000 ways to die where a chick died from getting cut by inserting a carrot inside her.
A corn cob pipe would've really brought this all together.
I was expecting a fart cloud of sugar
America's Got Talent
#do you wanna build a snowman? # Frozen, bitches.
I've never wanted to bang a snowman before
This is honestly the strangest thing I've seen today
I keep thinking with all the weird porn I've seen especially from this sub that nothing else would surprise me. But the title was exactly what happened in the video and I still didn't expect that. Still fapped though.10/10. bonus points/cum for festivity