8 XXX : NSFWFunny

*"I can't come out."* *"You don't have to. I've got an idea!"* **~ Famous inventors of the chair ladder.**
This is beautiful, In a way
/r/trashy would be all over this.
My girlfriend used to have a bunch of pet rats. She had one cage with like 3 males and another with a few females. One of the females escaped while we were out, and mated with one of the boys THROUGH THE CAGE BARS. That was the only time she could've been near the boys and she got pregnant and had a bunch of babies. [Doing this](https://youtu.be/CuAGUr-6zNE?t=10m24s) was awesome. Not my video, but cool.
Sir, can you tell the doctor how your scrotum was ripped off?
"I cant stop my wife from cheating on me, I know it sounds crazy but I'm gonna lock her in the house, I don't know what else to do!"
Love will know bounds if she is into it and that chair gives way
"Listen, young lady, boys are ***not*** to set ***foot*** in this house while we're gone! Got it?!" "Yeah, mom. I got it. Jeez."
/r/OSHA