8 XXX : NSFWFunny

After seeing this gif, I think the Harlem Shake is going to make a comeback.
Then it still drips as soon as you zip up .
[Wobbly Sausage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwyUfgLwFcM)
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The only thing this is missing is a porn star getting slapped in the face with the dildo as it's violently shaking
Someone's going to try and sit on that, I guarantee it.
Oh shit I own that dildo except in black. The thing is 17 inches long
take it away /r/reallifedoodles.
Stabilize it.
Put that below a chair with an open base (one of those toilet walker things, opened up perhaps) and let me sit on it and turn it on with it inside me. I'd very much enjoy it.
I just spent a minute giggling way too much at this.
Trying to get rid of that last drop once you done peeing
https://youtu.be/EGeZPj8uPRQ
[Staggering Beauty](http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/) (Major-league epilepsy warning)
/r/lolwat for more ridiculousness.