8 XXX : NSFWFunny

You completely ruined this in every way. How is, "Butt first, let me take a selfie." not the title?
Pretty impressive using an unborn fetus to snap your pics.
"Lend me your phone would ya?" --- "Damn! This thing smells like ass!"
Posted by /SaggyButtCheek heh heh
And she wonders why she always has a persistent bout of pink eye.
[I'd be concerned with what's on that young lady's phone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo)
The best part most are missing is that the phone has a slight warp to it, showing that she tried to Photoshop her ass to be a little bigger.
Dat booty...
I wonder if she can dial too
It's great and all but I can't not see a creepy face on her screen peeking out from her ass. With severely disturbing eyes.
Wut
That is the best hands free selfie I've ever seen.
Butt dial
[Butt how did you take the picture?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/)
Bitch gonna get pink eye trying to take a call later.
If it fits it sits