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The funny thing is if the genders were reversed people would freak out.
*pretend to* pass out
Caillou: The College Years
In college I passed out at a party with a girl I was really really into. She lay her (big ol') boobs on my chest and traced them in magic marker so I had drawn on lady boobs. Then she never ever ever ever hooked up with me. That silhouette haunts me to this day, some 15 years later.
Gee-- doesn't seem so bad! Last time I passed out at a party (7 years ago), my girlfriend slept with my good buddy and I began my journey to rock bottom. No regrets, though. I'm glad to have had that kick in the ass to get my head straight. I've all but entirely quit drinking alcohol for years now.
Man, Billie Corgan has an awesome life.
Lex Luthor is so lucky.
They are sexually assaulting this man
Can I come and party with you ladies?
My first thought, "does he still have his shoes on?"
Mission failed we'll get em next time
Dibs on the one on the right!