8 XXX : NSFWFunny

This lady needs a dick before she ends up fucking everything around the house
I simply open the door with my butthole.
"Mommy mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?" "Shuttup and help me get your grandma off the doorknob!"
I thought that you always use the paper towels you use to dry your hands with to open the door with. If its a pull to get in - push to get out or double action door I just kick it open. I'm all for anal but fucking the door knob crosses some sort of line lol
Omg. This broad is knobbing herself in the shitter.
Her answer to: "Don't let the doorknob hit you on the way out!"
This is all I can think about right now... https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3d76b146-c502-46df-a74a-71dbaed10bd1
Nah, I'm good.
This is extra filthy, but the reason most knobs and handles are brass is because it's oligodynamic. Basically antimicrobial. Other metals are, too. So you don't need to open handles with towels or use your feet, just make sure to only touch the metal push plates or handles.