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He might not be very strong, but at least he has a relatively big dick
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Tiny Japanese girl is always trying to tap out or squirm away from big dick.
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![Black Dick Tastes Better. Just Ask Taylor Blake [r/PornStarletHQ]](/preview/0/171/1712877.jpg)
Kinda risky. He will shit on it eventually.
**Dildo bird** noun, plural dildo birds. slang. When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker squeezes her ass cheeks together, thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile. *I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy Gary Coleman.*
The ultimate /r/PartyParrot!
reminds me of the comedy roundtable when louis CK, Rick Gervais, Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld discuss shy saying" sittin on a dick cause I'm gay" is funny (to lazy to link)
Shame it's not a swallow