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What kind of bullshit challenge is that? What dumbass decided to say that that's what makes you a real women?
This was a thing back in the '70's when women started going braless. Supposedly, if you could hold a pencil there, you shouldn't go braless. I heard that one of my college classmates exclaimed, "Pencil!? I can hold a wet bar of soap!" My girlfriend wouldn't tell me who it was.
The challenge is to have saggy boobs?
My grandma is a real woman. She passes the Navel-under-boob challenge.
I prefer boobs that can't hold a pen.
And I thought Louie Anderson was on that new show baskets