8 XXX : NSFWFunny

There's some weird and gross fetishes out there. This is next level weird.
http://i.imgur.com/023S0Yu.jpg
He looks like a pint sized Pvt. Pyle.
> You ever try to bang a chick and some dwarf with a mohawk is always there watching and jerking off, then he chokes your chick until she nearly dies, then picks up your chick and holds her aloft while she blows you? Hmm? Aybody? Dude...All the fucking time, I didn't know y'all could see him too.
The only way I can climax these days, I'm afraid :/
I shall call him mini me....
Nope, not me. I'm usually the dwarf.
Yes I have, nothing new here
If i had a nickel...
Sortof maybe r/samespecies material
/r/ConfusedBoners
He looks really angry. I thought they were supposed to be jolly.
Man, cupid really let himself go
Would you rather have a hand in place of your dick or being followed by a dwarf with a mohawk that watches you each time you have sex?
FULL. METAL. JACKET.