8 XXX : NSFWFunny

[I couldn't take my eyes off of this person's face.](http://i.imgur.com/lmQlJCF.png)
*flops dick around in circular motion* laughter all around
Does this look like a "Q"?
Ted's new idea for stand up comedy was a resounding success.
Remember girls, pick a guy who can make you laugh.
It was then he knew what a micro penis was.
What is this from?
After much deliberation he decided his demonstration of hairy leg stocking may have gone better if he hadn't shaved the rest of his body for contrast.
What if i where to tell you naked ladys there is no back half of this suit?
"You form a loop on top of the long end of the penis. Pass the free end of the penis through the loop and around behind the penis. Bring the free end down in the original loop, while maintaining the secondary loop which becomes your Bowline loop. Once the "rabbit" is back down his hole, pull the "tree" up and the Bowline is tightened. Any questions, ladies?"
What's this from?
"It's just cold in here!"
REALITY