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You can say dick. Its the internet
Missing #4 is kinda bothering me...
I love the internet
One finger selfie epic fail
What I usually do is rest the camera on my stomach looking down at my dick. I then grasp it with the whole hand and pull down. This pushes the base and the pubic hair down so it looks way bigger. I also tighten my grip to make the veins stick out. This makes it look like a mean beast. I want them to be afraid of it.
I would say that all of these are correct.